I specifically typed this essay for vegetarians & vegans to read to hopefully feel better about others eating meat. You refuse to eat meat because you have to kill the animal to eat the meat, right? About God’s 6th commandment, in the King James version of the Holy Bible, it was printed & translated as: “Thou shalt not kill”, but it turns out that God may have actually said: “Thou shalt not murder”. The commandment translated correctly into modern English is: “Do not murder”; murder is illegal or immoral killing. Killing in self-defense is moral, but killing innocent people out of sheer spite is immoral. (And of course immoral action is illegal!)

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Dr. John Von Foolish wearing his “Do Not Murder” T-shirt.

Although I will eat meat from a fish that was prescribed in the meat market, I wouldn’t just eat & kill a pet goldfish just to have a meal! It may be a non-human life, but killing a pet animal (especially when it’s NOT in self-defense) is like murder, because that would be mentally hurtful to the pet owner! The hunters that hunt animals such as deer, turkeys, buffalo, etc. are given hunter’s licenses that they must earn for several reasons, which you can look up for yourselves. Not all killing is murder, besides, every time you take a bath, you’re killing trillions of microscopic germs on your body that could otherwise get inside you & make you sick! (That is proper hygiene, not murder.)

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Dottie Doll knows that it’s impolite to put your feet on a table since feet spend most of their time on the filthy, germ-covered ground, but she washed her feet so they would be clean…but now they’re wet! Derek & Maryanne say Dottie’s name in anguish.

Now I have a special question for vegetarians & vegans: Suppose you were a cat & you found 2 mice, 1 dead & 1 still alive; which mouse would you eat & why? When polite people pay you a visit into your house, they never tell you to stop eating vegetables, right? Technically, vegetables are pieces of plants, which are also living things just like animals. Part of the plant dies, but at least the entire plant doesn’t die with the vegetable that you eat! To end this essay, remember the omnivore’s motto: Food is food!

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Observe the truth table below:

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The type of reasoning used to prove the truth is Modus Tollens. (It’s a Latin phrase meaning: “mode that denies by denying”.) It’s also proof by the contrapositive. (A process of elimination) Also, know that the word true can also mean: “not falsified”. (In other words, proven to not be false.)

Before you start reading this essay, just know that it is a little bit PG-13…

The 2 sexes – male & female – need each other to reproduce; however unfortunately, they don’t always get along or agree. In fact, they think differently. You may be attracted to your opposite sex or to your own, but it pays to have self-control about it. Besides, getting a date can be extremely challenging & even dangerous. (For either gender)

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Having someone to date can be nice, but you have to be careful about it & choose your mate wisely, because the dating market can be a very hostile environment. Plus, try not to seem “creepy” to whoever is in your opposite gender. On the other hand, you can be happy alone; balance the time you spend alone & with others.

You may be willing to get a spouse who will give you biological children & it’s natural that you would like to help the human species reproduce sufficiently, but the possibly stupidest question you can ever ask a woman (or even another man for that matter) is: “Will you have sex with me?”; you know why? Because adultery is WRONG! You morally can’t ask that stupid question to every woman you see; for all you know, the next one you ask could already be married! (Besides, the only one you’re supposed to have sex with is your girlfriend/wife) And even if she is unmarried, she won’t trust you if she just doesn’t know you. And of course that would be sexual harassment! So according to sexual logic, just don’t bother asking it!

If a sex-crazed man goes around asking every woman he sees to have sex with him, the women will almost always…(Wait a minute, delete the word almost!)…they’ll ALWAYS say “NO!” to such a stupid question!

Adultery is a sin that seriously complicates things in civilization. First of all, love triangles sting! The rules say that you can have only 1 girlfriend to date at a time. And of course, there are jealous types who are insecure about another guy stealing their girlfriends. (These types exist in both sexes) And whether a heterosexual couple is married or not, you can still be friends with both partners of the couple if they know you. However, do not violate the holiness of their marriage by doing you-know-what or you’ll lose the friendship of the couple BIG TIME! Even if they’re not married yet, you can still lose their trust!LoveTrianglesSting!

According to my love triangle cartoon, lovesickness can put you at the loneliest angle of a love triangle; it feels mentally sharp! Lovesickness is a disease, but love is a necessity. When you’re in a long-term relationship, make sure that it’s true love first before you get married. It would be extremely heartbreaking if you get divorced after your partner seemed so nice & romantic before getting married. About 50% of all marriages end in divorce & that’s relatively big for the whole thing!

There are also the responsibilities of parenthood, if you get children. Divorce will tear your family apart & force you to pay child support, especially if you’re a man! If you can’t afford to pay the fees of child support, then you could get locked up for it! Is it really worth it to lose your freedom like that? Some currently living children in this world are already orphans, because:

  1. Their biological parents are dead.
  2. They have no family.
  3. Somebody probably committed adultery!

Yes, somehow, adultery causes more orphanhood. And without a proper education, some of these orphans can grow up to mistreat people of their opposite sexes! They’ll most likely become catcallers, rapists or prostitutes. To prevent this, children must be taught how to treat others with respect. However, indoctrination will spoil the purpose!

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The goblinoids catcalled the Brass Ladies; the 4 seen in this cartoon are Danielle Lipstick, Chantelle Lipstick, Patience Muffet & Michelle Lipstick. Michelle is the one who was slung into the goblinoids’ unfinished building. Her kick of momentum & invincibility caused the structure to tumble down onto the catcalling goblinoids. She took a bite of the super spinach leaf in Chantelle’s hand to become invincible. Guess the goblinoids should have kept their mouths shut instead of catcalling!

And another thing about dating: never try to date more than 1 girl at a time; it causes lady-irritating chaos! After you date your partner, you both can agree to have snoo-snoo, but it’s a reserved action that you can’t legally do in a public place! Make sure to use birth control if you’re not quite ready for parenthood yet. Sexual attraction is important in such a relationship, but if your partner is disloyal, that’s when it can become RAPE!

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This is a scene from 1 of the episodes of my cartoon series when David Pressed got “fresh” with Danielle Lipstick. Eventually, they made up with each other after this, as you can see in some of the images above this one.

 

Society already knows that the disloyal males either tackle their victims or drug them to sleep first; but the disloyal females use even trickier tactics, like lying about using birth control! Then comes the pregnancy, the birth of the child and the dreaded complicated consequences! And the family courts tend to practice bias against the men!

Men & boys just don’t have the glamorous powers that women & girls have; (Which is why males usually have to play the more active dating role, while the females can play the more passive dating role) however, women & girls don’t want a guy who likes them just for how they look! If you seem that way to them, it will creep them out! Do have some self-control about your sexuality. Study their personalities & let them get to know you as you meet them. But if the girl you date or befriend still refuses to do her part, then maybe she’s unromantic! Don’t let her waste any more of your time with her bullcrap! Abstinence is safer anyway!

In conclusion, you can still be happy as a lifelong bachelor (or maiden) as long as you have a loving family & good friends. There are plenty of ways for a gentleman to be happy, other than sex. So if you don’t want to be labeled a catcaller or such, just be charming, polite & gentlemanly…and remember, whenever you meet any specific woman, just don’t bother asking that stupid question!

Do you ever wonder how many dimensions the universe has? If you ask me, it has at least 5. The 5 dimensions are:

  1. Length
  2. Width
  3. Height
  4. Spacetime
  5. Dreamtime

The first 3 are the spatial dimensions; the last 2 are the time-related dimensions. The spatial dimensions determine the size of physical objects & show distance. Spacetime is how long an event is; this dimension can determine which events happened before or after one another. Dreamtime determines how many possibilities there are, depending on a decision or probability.

The link below will show an animated example of how dreamtime works! Tonka the Jeep & Michelle Lipstick the driver are the 2 characters featured.

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http://blueworldcartoons.com/Michelle&TonkaDemonstrateDreamtime.swf

To conclude this subject, there could be more than 5 dimensions in the universe, but surely the 5th one can allow us to travel to many different parallel universes also known as alternate histories! These alternate histories have mutually exclusive events to this universe’s history; some events may be similar but slightly different to this one. There is something even bigger than the universe called the multiverse, which contains every possible universe we can imagine!

Sometimes, narrators or story-tellers get critics that may judge them just because of the rather violent stories they tell or create. But that doesn’t necessarily make the narrators bad people, morally. Fortunately, most people know the difference between right & wrong. When the right action is done, good things happen; when the wrong action is done, bad things happen.

A narrator’s story is supposed to show why you should or should not do specific good or bad actions. Sometimes, characters in a narrator’s story do morally bad things & such characters are called villains, especially if the character has an extremely selfish excuse, meaning that he/she doesn’t care what trouble it will cause. On the other hand, the character could be just morally confused & finding a way to get even with an opponent; such a character is called an antihero.

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The character in the left panel – Burger Meat Food – is an antihero who’s morally confused about double standards between the 2 sexes, but the character in the right panel – Drake the Tyrannosaurus – is a full-pledged, misogynistic villain!

 

Sometimes, antiheroes are judged as harshly as villains. (Either by the other characters of the story or the audience viewing the story) However, an antihero is less likely to do something unforgivable. If you want your character(any specific one that you imagined) to get some love from your audience, don’t have him/her do any action that would make that character too detestable. Alternatively, if you want that character to be a full-pledged villain, then you can have him/her do something very detestable!

Finally, as a member of a narrator’s audience, please remember that just because a character or several characters in the narrator’s story or stories is/are evil, it does NOT mean that the narrator is also evil. Good narrators imagine evil characters for a noble reason: to show viewers the results of wicked actions. When the villain(s) of the story get(s) punished before it’s over, it makes a good story that has a moral to it. Stories with morally negative messages are usually unacceptable; for example, if the villain is rewarded for his/her evil action at the end of the story, then it morally obligates people to do evil! Such a story would be hated, plus, it makes the narrator seem too evil! A good narrator would never want to publish such a story.

I, the one who typed this post, have plenty of narration experience…

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Apparently, Patience Muffet is the antiheroine of this cartoon; she’s morally confused about bugs! Since, technically, bugs are tiny living things(or organisms) & she’s so much bigger than they are, she sometimes wonders if she’s still a good person, although she sometimes kills bugs for various reasons. She would never want to kill another human, but sometimes she will kill a bug & sometimes she won’t, depending on her mood. In human governments, she is technically not a murderess, but in the bug government of this cartoon world, she’s considered a monster. (The word “murder” has a special definition about killing…)

When it comes to my cartoons, my enemies (if I have any) have 3 special rights:

  1. They have the right to view my cartoons. Any cartoon of mine they choose to dislike/hate is their problem, not mine, and I’m not interested in knowing why!
  2. They have the right to visit my Website. Any visit to the Index Page counts as a hit to my hit counter and will be recorded!
  3. They have the right to change the channel. Any educational message from my cartoons that they ignore only increases their ignorance even more! (Plus, I doubt that they’ll pay attention to my advice now!)
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The green character Brain is right about multiplication! The red character School Box Man AKA Yorkie Marker is very confused about how to solve this math problem! By the way, the answer to the math problem in this cartoon is 5,332,114.

Do you really dislike math? If you do, the design of American math tests could be to blame! They are purposely designed to confuse students in math classes, plus students are getting ridiculously over-tested nowadays. It’s even damaging to the health, hearts & brains of both the students & teachers! Because of this, the students start to lose interest in the subject or fear it. What a shame, because mathematics is actually something beautiful. Math is everything, and we need to use it to solve everyday problems.

There is more to math than just number-crunching! It is also about shapes, logic, reasoning, space and theories. However, some textbooks are ineffective in students’ education. Good teachers make math exciting & enjoyable despite seemingly boring textbooks, but bad teachers don’t become better ones just because of how a textbook is written. Textbooks are important & necessary for studying & learning math, but the most important factor in school effectiveness is the teacher(s). Because of how ineffective & damaging some textbooks are to students’ education, some teachers have even given up teaching!

The context that is chosen in the questions of the math tests confuse young learners. They use terms that English Language Learners may not know; female math students, those from low-income homes & minority cultural groups are particularly damaged by the strange context & complicated language of the tests. In other countries, contexts are minimized since they create barriers that prevent some students from understanding the questions properly. Some multiple-choice questions have answers to choose from, but the way that the answers are printed create more confusion!

Sometimes, math classes turn into psychological prisons because of this phenomenon! Some students start to believe that they’re stupid because they failed a math test, yet, these same students may have did well in math in the past. The tests are actually being too comparative to the students, not to mention harsh, instead of assessing mathematical understanding. Some states have laws that forbid calculators in math tests; however, even a genius needs a calculator to keep track sometimes! The systems of some schools are designed to label kids about how well they can do math. Fellow math students may categorize each other as smart or stupid, quick or slow. Although, not everyone learns about something the exact same way.

Girls in math classes like to know why a method works, where it comes from and how it relates to previous methods they learned. It helps when they can see why the method works. On the other hand, when they don’t know how they got the right answers, it spoils the purpose of the lessons. Also, most students who drop math classes are girls, although they may be highly suited for math.

It’s the misrepresentation of mathematics that’s creating the problem; it even pulls students & teachers away from important mathematical activities & learning opportunities! To encourage kids to do mathematics, it should be represented in a more enjoyable way! Have your students play games that are related to mathematics. Let them do puzzles and play with toys. Encouraging kids to play with building blocks is a good start. Other good examples are jigsaw puzzles, dice & Rubik’s Cubes, anything that involves fitting objects together or rotating them. Make the puzzles interesting, too, so they won’t get bored but instead get some enthusiasm!

The 2 girls Candy(left) & Fudge(right) are building a pyramid of legoes with their toes! Legoes can help improve a child's spatial thinking skills.

The 2 girls Candy(left) & Fudge(right) are building a pyramid of legoes with their toes! Legoes can help improve a child’s spatialization skills.


My source of reference for this essay is a book entitled “What’s Math Got To Do It?” by Jo Boaler. I recommend reading it for more information about how to help American children learn to love mathematics.